robots, bacon, and snark

Should have just stayed home,
Where results still make some sense,
Not some alchemy

Another year gone past,
Wear and tear begin to show
Taller but more frail

Say you're selling forks,
A man buys that fork for soup
Leaks are still your fault

Nothing's truly done,
Better, faster, and stronger,
It's go time, fellas.

Teach a man to fish
And he'll bug you forever
Buy him a damn fish