robots, bacon, and snark

Trigger a constant,
Reciprocate a pulse,
Pew-pause-pew-pause-pew

These wheels go around,
Not dry, not wet, let's say moist,
Grime mobility

Heed these online words,
Do not cross the Sodastreams,
Fizzy pop for all

Dirty, gritty sludge,
Building little by little,
Progress is ruined

Inflation is real,
Just can't say no to yum-yums,
Savings have flavor